My current works in progress, in brief...
May. 7th, 2004 03:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Gakked from
yahtzee63:
the one with Tobey Maguire
Elijah: "Dude, I haven't seen you since I lost my virginity to you when I was fifteen. How are you doing?"
Tobey: "Um."
Elijah: "So, you wanna fuck again?"
Tobey: "Um."
Elijah: "C'mon. It'll be fun. I'm even legal now."
Tobey: "Um."
the one that's
laylah_r's fault
Orlando: "So, did you hear what Johnny said about us on the Pirates DVD commentary?"
Keira: "Yes. I think we should shag him rotten."
Orlando: "Okay!"
Johnny: "Um."
the other one that's
laylah_r's fault
Tim Burton: "That's it, splatter that all over Johnny's face."
Johnny: "Huh? Oh! I get it...it's Freudian. Hey, Tim.... C'mere...."
Tim: "Um."
the one that hates me
Elijah: "I saw this really, really sick and kinky porn once...."
Charlie: "Okay, I'm game. Let's go."
Elijah: "Um."
the one that's stalled
Elijah: "I'm so sick I can't even think straight."
Orlando: "I'll take care of you."
Elijah: "Mmmm. That feels good."
Orlando: o.O "Um."
Elijah: "Oops, sorry. Can I blame that on being sick?"
Orlando: "Um."
the one that's supposed to be a birthday present for
deleerium, but is abysmally late
Orlando: "We must win this war."
Elijah: "I will die at your side."
Orlando: "Not happening, mate. No dying for you."
mystery man: "You have won. I surrender. Kill me."
Elijah: "Oooh, you're pretty."
Orlando: "Nope, no dying for you, either. You can be my...ahem...slave. Yeah."
mystery man: "Um."
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the one with Tobey Maguire
Elijah: "Dude, I haven't seen you since I lost my virginity to you when I was fifteen. How are you doing?"
Tobey: "Um."
Elijah: "So, you wanna fuck again?"
Tobey: "Um."
Elijah: "C'mon. It'll be fun. I'm even legal now."
Tobey: "Um."
the one that's
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Orlando: "So, did you hear what Johnny said about us on the Pirates DVD commentary?"
Keira: "Yes. I think we should shag him rotten."
Orlando: "Okay!"
Johnny: "Um."
the other one that's
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Tim Burton: "That's it, splatter that all over Johnny's face."
Johnny: "Huh? Oh! I get it...it's Freudian. Hey, Tim.... C'mere...."
Tim: "Um."
the one that hates me
Elijah: "I saw this really, really sick and kinky porn once...."
Charlie: "Okay, I'm game. Let's go."
Elijah: "Um."
the one that's stalled
Elijah: "I'm so sick I can't even think straight."
Orlando: "I'll take care of you."
Elijah: "Mmmm. That feels good."
Orlando: o.O "Um."
Elijah: "Oops, sorry. Can I blame that on being sick?"
Orlando: "Um."
the one that's supposed to be a birthday present for
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Orlando: "We must win this war."
Elijah: "I will die at your side."
Orlando: "Not happening, mate. No dying for you."
mystery man: "You have won. I surrender. Kill me."
Elijah: "Oooh, you're pretty."
Orlando: "Nope, no dying for you, either. You can be my...ahem...slave. Yeah."
mystery man: "Um."
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Date: 2004-05-07 02:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-11 09:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-07 02:31 pm (UTC)To be really Special Hell-worthy, throw in Chris Walken while you're at it.
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Date: 2004-05-07 03:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-11 09:23 am (UTC)Or, you know, something else that you want to see.... *eg*
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Date: 2004-05-11 09:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-12 07:55 pm (UTC)For you to write Walken, I'd pay upwards of $20. Just on the basis of Walken. Plus, y'know, the bonus of getting Bush out of office. Let's not elect him this time, either.
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Date: 2004-05-07 03:33 pm (UTC)*makes grabby hands*
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Date: 2004-05-11 09:23 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-11 12:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-09 10:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-11 09:25 am (UTC)Both of them are just waiting for inspiration to stike again, and I'm sure that'd happen if someone were to, say, make a donation to help us have a Dubya-free White House.... *g*