My current works in progress, in brief...

[and_chocolate]

Gakked from yahtzee63:


the one with Tobey Maguire

Elijah: "Dude, I haven't seen you since I lost my virginity to you when I was fifteen. How are you doing?"
Tobey: "Um."
Elijah: "So, you wanna fuck again?"
Tobey: "Um."
Elijah: "C'mon. It'll be fun. I'm even legal now."
Tobey: "Um."


the one that's laylah_r's fault

Orlando: "So, did you hear what Johnny said about us on the Pirates DVD commentary?"
Keira: "Yes. I think we should shag him rotten."
Orlando: "Okay!"
Johnny: "Um."


the other one that's laylah_r's fault

Tim Burton: "That's it, splatter that all over Johnny's face."
Johnny: "Huh? Oh! I get it...it's Freudian. Hey, Tim.... C'mere...."
Tim: "Um."


the one that hates me

Elijah: "I saw this really, really sick and kinky porn once...."
Charlie: "Okay, I'm game. Let's go."
Elijah: "Um."


the one that's stalled

Elijah: "I'm so sick I can't even think straight."
Orlando: "I'll take care of you."
Elijah: "Mmmm. That feels good."
Orlando: o.O "Um."
Elijah: "Oops, sorry. Can I blame that on being sick?"
Orlando: "Um."


the one that's supposed to be a birthday present for deleerium, but is abysmally late

Orlando: "We must win this war."
Elijah: "I will die at your side."
Orlando: "Not happening, mate. No dying for you."
mystery man: "You have won. I surrender. Kill me."
Elijah: "Oooh, you're pretty."
Orlando: "Nope, no dying for you, either. You can be my...ahem...slave. Yeah."
mystery man: "Um."

Comments

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

I just...I...uh...I want these now.

[and_chocolate]

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[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

What are you waiting for? Finish the other one that's laylah_r's fault! I can picspam you with Sleepy Hollow caps if it'll help.

To be really Special Hell-worthy, throw in Chris Walken while you're at it.

[libitina]

Seconded!

[and_chocolate]

Consider sponsoring it via fan_the_vote?

Or, you know, something else that you want to see.... *eg*

[and_chocolate]

Consider sponsoring it via fan_the_vote? (No Chris Walken in that story, though, sorry. *g* I'd write another with him in, though, if you wanted.)

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

I'd love to sponsor it but I don't know how to pay.

For you to write Walken, I'd pay upwards of $20. Just on the basis of Walken. Plus, y'know, the bonus of getting Bush out of office. Let's not elect him this time, either.

[danachan.livejournal.com]

*extreme glee directed at the one with Tobey Maguire*

*makes grabby hands*

[and_chocolate]

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[danachan.livejournal.com]

Maybe when I get paid next. Sound good?

[myheadgames.livejournal.com]

i promise that it's just a weird coincidence, er, thingy that i really want the one that hates you and the one that's stalled. :D

[and_chocolate]

Consider sponsoring one or both of them via fan_the_vote?

Both of them are just waiting for inspiration to stike again, and I'm sure that'd happen if someone were to, say, make a donation to help us have a Dubya-free White House.... *g*