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Title: Real Beauty
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Viggo/Bernard
Rating: PG-13
Words: 170 exactly

Summary: It's the laughter Viggo notices first, the sense that nothing could bring Bernard down.

A/N: The style—haiku prose, where you have one paragraph of fifty words, a second of seventy, and a third of fifty—was shamelessly pilfered from laylah. The story is for vegetariansushi, who was lamenting the lack of Viggo/Bernard.

( Real Beauty )

Title: Stop, Rewind, (re)Play
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Elijah/Viggo, Elijah/Sean B, Elijah/Dom, Elijah/Sean A, Elijah/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~17,500
Beta: laylah

Summary: Elijah's having a fucked-up day. And then Elijah's having a fucked up day. And then Elijah's having a fucked-up day. And then....

A/N: Much thanks to laylah, who is a fabulous beta, a great friend, and my favorite pusher. Without her, I would be lily-white and headed for heaven, but having much less fun. Also, Stephen Geoffreys (who played Evil Ed in Fright Night) really has been doing gay porn since about 1994. I haven't seen any of the movies in question, but I can't imagine they're good, considering the titles. If you're curious, check out his listing at IMDB. And lastly, my very careful perusal of a lovely screencap of naked Viggo suggests to me that he's uncut, and so I've run with that. I don't really have any way of verifying (though if I did, I'd hardly be sharing it with you all, now would I? *g*).

( Stop, Rewind, (re)Play )