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spellingwitch posted some links to Elijah pics.

This one in particular makes me want to grab him by the tie and...do unspeakable things to him. OMGYes.



Also? Why are "drooling" and "pervy" not pre-set moods for LJ?

ETA: FYI, for those who care (i.e., no one), it's fucking snowing again. This is Colorado, people; it's not like I live in the arctic circle or something. It's not supposed to snow mid-May in non-mountainous portions of Colorado. Feh.

*points to icon*

frodaish posted these pictures of Elijah, Dom and Orlando and made me incoherent.

Oh. My. God.

The first pic should be illegal. I mean, smoking is so not attractive, but....

bunniewabbit calls it cigarette porn, and I think she's right.

I will give up my firstborn (or, you know, write a story or make an icon of your choice) for the person who gets me that first pic without watermarking. OMG.

ETA: Both vegetariansushi and gypsyjolie have de-watermarked the pic for me. You guys rock!

Title: Rara Avis
Fandom: RPF
Pairing: Elijah/OFC (yes, it's probably exactly as bad as you think it is)
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~4200
Beta: laylah and libitina

Summary: You meet someone unexpected in a New York nightclub.

Warnings: Second-person POV. Caveat lector.

A/N: Written for vegetariansushi, to make her feel better after the recent hospital debacle. It's a blatant (and intentional) VegetarianSue. *g* Hope this makes you feel better, sweetie. Much thanks to laylah_r for support, beta-reading, and not mocking me. Thanks also to libitina for pointing out a couple of rough spots.

( Rara Avis )

Title: Symbiosis
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Elijah/Dom
Rating: R
Words: ~600

Summary: Elijah likes to think that he doesn't believe in astrology, that he's more scientifically minded than that, but he can't help wondering if there's some truth to it.

A/N: Written for the contrelamontre challenge for this week. Written in 55 minutes, including transcription time.

( Symbiosis )

Title: Regrets
Fandom: LotRiPS
Character: Elijah
Rating: R
Words: ~1300
Beta: vegetariansushi and laylah

Summary: There's really only one thing Elijah's not willing to talk about.

A/N: For vegetariansushi, who held my (virtual) hand as I watched Graham Norton's interview with Elijah, debated with me the meaning of Elijah's facial expressions, and didn't mock me for my embarrassment squick. This story is my way of trying to figure out the emotion behind his momentary turning away from one of the Theban Band's Frodo/Sam pictures.

There are two Gimli/Legolas pieces by the Theban Band; for the purposes of this story, I've decided that Elijah's talking about "Elf Worship" when he starts to describe one of them.

I've taken a few liberties with the transcription of the interview. Mainly, I've cleaned up the dialogue a little so that it reads more like fiction dialogue and less like sloppy real-life conversation.

( Regrets )

*g*

Yes, it's still me. I changed the LJ name from "quettar_ucareo" (because, let's face it, it was a really geeky thing to name my journal in high elvish in the first place, and it's hella difficult to direct people here without writing it down for them *g*) to and_chocolate for reasons that I suspect will become clear as you look at the icons beneath the cut.

( proof that I lied: yet more icons )

I just cannot get Elijah's Leno appearance out of my head. I wonder if that's because I keep replaying my DVD....

Title: Stop, Rewind, (re)Play
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Elijah/Viggo, Elijah/Sean B, Elijah/Dom, Elijah/Sean A, Elijah/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~17,500
Beta: laylah

Summary: Elijah's having a fucked-up day. And then Elijah's having a fucked up day. And then Elijah's having a fucked-up day. And then....

A/N: Much thanks to laylah, who is a fabulous beta, a great friend, and my favorite pusher. Without her, I would be lily-white and headed for heaven, but having much less fun. Also, Stephen Geoffreys (who played Evil Ed in Fright Night) really has been doing gay porn since about 1994. I haven't seen any of the movies in question, but I can't imagine they're good, considering the titles. If you're curious, check out his listing at IMDB. And lastly, my very careful perusal of a lovely screencap of naked Viggo suggests to me that he's uncut, and so I've run with that. I don't really have any way of verifying (though if I did, I'd hardly be sharing it with you all, now would I? *g*).

( Stop, Rewind, (re)Play )

Yeah, I know. Spamming today. But I'm cut-tagging, so folks who couldn't care less can skip stuff.

( more about last night's Bacchus parade )

ETA: Need information! Does anyone know definitively if Dom likes chocolate?

So, having followed Elijah's float for the last 4-5 blocks of the parade route (attempting to attract him with a prodigious-but-tasteful display of cleavage), I'm back in my hotel room with (hopefully) tons of pictures and a strand of gold Mardi Gras beads thrown by the boy himself!

Okay, I'm better now.

( cut-tagging after the fact for four-letter words past this point )