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Title: The Price of Fame (1/?)
Fandom(s): LotR actors/Tru Calling crossover
Archive: Please don't.

A/N: If you aren't familiar with Tru Calling, check out the series blurb. Everything will make so much more sense! Story contains spoilers for the season finale of Tru Calling. Mucho, mucho thanks to vegetariansushi, my tremendously helpy beta reader. Any remaining mistakes are my fault, not hers.

Summary: Tru must stop what appears to be a suicide pact between two men, but her job is made more difficult by the fact that they're well-known actors who are almost impossible to get close to.

( The Price of Fame, part 1 )

Title: Dom's Big Night
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Dom/Ian
Rating: R
Words: ~1300

Summary: "Which young male star of a successful epic movie needs to be careful about making out with men in hotel elevators? The prying security guards at said hotel like keeping tapes of these encounters in case they ever get fired." —gawker.com blind item from March 2, 2004

A/N: Inspired by this recent blind item (quoted in the summary) and the statement Ian made immediately after the Oscars, which is the first line of dialogue in the story. Melanie and Laurel are pseudonymous representations of real people, who may well lynch me for my portrayal of them. Um. Love you guys! *g*

( Dom's Big Night )

Title: Symbiosis
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Elijah/Dom
Rating: R
Words: ~600

Summary: Elijah likes to think that he doesn't believe in astrology, that he's more scientifically minded than that, but he can't help wondering if there's some truth to it.

A/N: Written for the contrelamontre challenge for this week. Written in 55 minutes, including transcription time.

( Symbiosis )

Title: Regrets
Fandom: LotRiPS
Character: Elijah
Rating: R
Words: ~1300
Beta: vegetariansushi and laylah

Summary: There's really only one thing Elijah's not willing to talk about.

A/N: For vegetariansushi, who held my (virtual) hand as I watched Graham Norton's interview with Elijah, debated with me the meaning of Elijah's facial expressions, and didn't mock me for my embarrassment squick. This story is my way of trying to figure out the emotion behind his momentary turning away from one of the Theban Band's Frodo/Sam pictures.

There are two Gimli/Legolas pieces by the Theban Band; for the purposes of this story, I've decided that Elijah's talking about "Elf Worship" when he starts to describe one of them.

I've taken a few liberties with the transcription of the interview. Mainly, I've cleaned up the dialogue a little so that it reads more like fiction dialogue and less like sloppy real-life conversation.

( Regrets )

Title: Stop, Rewind, (re)Play
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Elijah/Viggo, Elijah/Sean B, Elijah/Dom, Elijah/Sean A, Elijah/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~17,500
Beta: laylah

Summary: Elijah's having a fucked-up day. And then Elijah's having a fucked up day. And then Elijah's having a fucked-up day. And then....

A/N: Much thanks to laylah, who is a fabulous beta, a great friend, and my favorite pusher. Without her, I would be lily-white and headed for heaven, but having much less fun. Also, Stephen Geoffreys (who played Evil Ed in Fright Night) really has been doing gay porn since about 1994. I haven't seen any of the movies in question, but I can't imagine they're good, considering the titles. If you're curious, check out his listing at IMDB. And lastly, my very careful perusal of a lovely screencap of naked Viggo suggests to me that he's uncut, and so I've run with that. I don't really have any way of verifying (though if I did, I'd hardly be sharing it with you all, now would I? *g*).

( Stop, Rewind, (re)Play )

Title: Ménage à Un
Series: DIY
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1200

Summary: Orli runs his tongue over his lips, the salt of his own sweat a poor substitute for the imagined flavour of Elijah's skin, but that lack is made up for by the soft gasp that comes from the vicinity of the doorway and Orli is inordinately pleased that his performance is getting to Elijah.

( DIY #2 – Ménage à Un )