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Dear Subconscious:

Thank you for paying attention!

May I make one further little request? In future, when you're going to give me a sexy dream, can it please be about literal sex rather than metaphorical sex? Because while it was interesting to watch Elijah wax his surfboard, I'd rather have been participating in him "waxing his surfboard," if you know what I mean.

Also, did you ask vegetariansushi before you included her in teh sexeh dream? Because I'm not quite sure she'd appreciate being involved.

Thank you.

Sin