and_chocolate: (guh)
*points to icon*

[livejournal.com profile] frodaish posted these pictures of Elijah, Dom and Orlando and made me incoherent.

*blushes*

Apr. 27th, 2004 12:52 pm
and_chocolate: (Default)
I have been RPF'd by [livejournal.com profile] aralinde.

She wrote me into a triptych of drabbles with Elijah and Dom. I'm still grinning.

(And I know where the glitter came from. *g*)
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Yes. I am here to tell you that there is such a thing s too much VH1 Classic. How do I know this? Because I currently have Quarterflash's "Harden My Heart" stuck in my head, and it's been there since yesterday morning. Bleh. (Scary thing? I remember all the lyrics. Obvoiusly, my youth was spent in front of MTV.)

This is me, searching through music files on the computer to find something strong enough to drive Quarterflash out of my brain....
and_chocolate: (Default)
MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY is never not funny. Not the first time, not the 1,000th time.

*dies*

The Great Wank-pocalypse of '04.
and_chocolate: (Default)
Happy birthday, hon!

Um. There's gonna be a birthday drabble, I promise. Only my brain is not working right now, so it's gonna have to be tomorrow.
and_chocolate: (writing)
Title: Real Beauty
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Viggo/Bernard
Rating: PG-13
Words: 170 exactly

Summary: It's the laughter Viggo notices first, the sense that nothing could bring Bernard down.

A/N: The style—haiku prose, where you have one paragraph of fifty words, a second of seventy, and a third of fifty—was shamelessly pilfered from [livejournal.com profile] laylah. The story is for [livejournal.com profile] vegetariansushi, who was lamenting the lack of Viggo/Bernard.

( Real Beauty )
and_chocolate: (writing)
Title: Issue
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Hannah Wood/various
Rating: NC-17
Words: 800 exactly

Summary: One story told in eight drabbles.

Warnings: Caveat lector. Seriously; I cannot emphasize that enough.

A/N: Continuing in my tradition of blaming my misdeeds on others, this is [livejournal.com profile] circe_tigana's fault, for giving me the bunny. Also, [livejournal.com profile] vegetariansushi is culpable, because she said, "Dude, do eet!" Which is apparently all the encouragement I need to break my own taboos with abandon. *sigh*

( Issue )
and_chocolate: (writing)
Title: Understanding
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Orlando, Kate (mostly gen)
Rating: R
Words: ~1400
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] vegetariansushi

Summary: There are many lessons Orlando learns from being a part of the Fellowship. Some hurt less than others.

A/N: Presumably there's no truth to the rumors that Orlando had planned to propose to Kate at the Empire Awards, but I'm pretending there was—and that he did—for the purposes of this story. I mean, it's fiction, y'all. Thanks so much to [livejournal.com profile] vegetariansushi for the beta and the ongoing AIM feedback; the story has been immeasurably improved by her contribution. Any remaining flaws are a result of me having had a bit too much rum and a bit too little sleep.

( Understanding )
and_chocolate: (libido)
skip=700 my ass.
And it only took me *looks at watch* three days to clear that up.
*headdesk*

Okay, now I'm running away, back to the sequel to "Hooligans."

Y'all need to calm down a little so I can get this stuff finished, okay?
and_chocolate: (guh)
Oh. My. God.

The first pic should be illegal. I mean, smoking is so not attractive, but....

[livejournal.com profile] bunniewabbit calls it cigarette porn, and I think she's right.

I will give up my firstborn (or, you know, write a story or make an icon of your choice) for the person who gets me that first pic without watermarking. OMG.

ETA: Both [livejournal.com profile] vegetariansushi and [livejournal.com profile] gypsyjolie have de-watermarked the pic for me. You guys rock!
and_chocolate: (writing)
Title: Hooligans
Fandom: RPS
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Charlie Hunnam
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1200
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] laylah

Summary: Elijah's a little wound up after a day of filming and Charlie makes the wrong move...and then all the right ones.

Warnings: Caveat lector. Um, yeah. This is a disturbing little thing. Blood and sexualized violence and other unsavory stuff; if that's not your cuppa, you probably should just move along.

A/N: This just poured from my brain after I saw pictures of Elijah and Charlie in make-up from Green Street Hooligans, their faces covered with "bruises" and "cuts."

( Hooligans )
and_chocolate: (writing)
Title: Rara Avis
Fandom: RPF
Pairing: Elijah/OFC (yes, it's probably exactly as bad as you think it is)
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~4200
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] laylah and [livejournal.com profile] libitina

Summary: You meet someone unexpected in a New York nightclub.

Warnings: Second-person POV. Caveat lector.

A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] vegetariansushi, to make her feel better after the recent hospital debacle. It's a blatant (and intentional) VegetarianSue. *g* Hope this makes you feel better, sweetie. Much thanks to [livejournal.com profile] laylah_r for support, beta-reading, and not mocking me. Thanks also to [livejournal.com profile] libitina for pointing out a couple of rough spots.

( Rara Avis )
and_chocolate: (pervy)
Sorting through my pics (which is turning into a month-long task), I found a series of screencaps of Elijah's appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street, and...well, I think the icon speaks for itself.

Going to bed now, or I'll never get my schedule straight before the road trip with [livejournal.com profile] laylah_r on Monday.
and_chocolate: (writing)
Title: Dom's Big Night
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Dom/Ian
Rating: R
Words: ~1300

Summary: "Which young male star of a successful epic movie needs to be careful about making out with men in hotel elevators? The prying security guards at said hotel like keeping tapes of these encounters in case they ever get fired." —gawker.com blind item from March 2, 2004

A/N: Inspired by this recent blind item (quoted in the summary) and the statement Ian made immediately after the Oscars, which is the first line of dialogue in the story. Melanie and Laurel are pseudonymous representations of real people, who may well lynch me for my portrayal of them. Um. Love you guys! *g*

( Dom's Big Night )
and_chocolate: (writing)
Title: Subtext
Fandom: RPS
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Josh Hartnett
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~4100
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] laylah

Summary: Elijah's not sure he's having the same conversation with Josh that Josh is having with him.

A/N: The Chinese restaurant Josh and Elijah eat at is The Stag, just off Balboa Beach. AFAIK, it no longer exists; it probably ceased to exist before the timeframe of this story, but I'm taking liberties because someone, somewhere, needs to immortalize it in print. It was the best Chinese restaurant in southern California, IMO.

( Subtext )
and_chocolate: (writing)
Title: Fate
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Dom/Dave
Rating: PG
Words: ~300

Summary: "He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned." —French Proverb

A/N: Written for this week's [livejournal.com profile] 15minuteficlets challenge, for which the word is behind this cut. ) Incorporates randomly generated pairing and words (pavement, censure) from the Improv generator, so it's two, two, two challenges in one.

( Fate )
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So I've finally got my internet fixed; it turns out it was a combination of things, but they all seem to have been corrected now and I've had stable internet for over 24 hours!

And I just realized that I'd failed to put up my most recently created icons, so here they are.

icons )

Also, I've captured Elijah's TiVo interview ("Play Memory with Elijah Wood") and you can download it here.

And I've added a media page to my webiste where you can d/l media clips like the Tivo interview and my recording of Elijah at Mardi Gras. It's not password protected, and so long as my bandwidth doesn't completely go to hell in a handbasket I'll leave it up.
and_chocolate: (writing)
Title: Symbiosis
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Elijah/Dom
Rating: R
Words: ~600

Summary: Elijah likes to think that he doesn't believe in astrology, that he's more scientifically minded than that, but he can't help wondering if there's some truth to it.

A/N: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] contrelamontre challenge for this week. Written in 55 minutes, including transcription time.

( Symbiosis )
and_chocolate: (writing)
Title: Pull
Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: various
Rating: PG
Words: ~600
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] vegetariansushi and [livejournal.com profile] laylah

Summary: Afterward, no one quite remembered whose idea it had been in the first place, but it had seemed like a good one at the time. The goal was to make the most difficult pick-up, as judged by the other three Hobbits.

Warnings: Caveat lector.

A/N: This was supposed to be for this week's [livejournal.com profile] 15minuteficlets challenge, but it appears I can't write anything—not even a drabble—in fifteen minutes. This took about half an hour, but I liked it so I'm sharing.

( Pull )
and_chocolate: (writing)
Title: Regrets
Fandom: LotRiPS
Character: Elijah
Rating: R
Words: ~1300
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] vegetariansushi and [livejournal.com profile] laylah

Summary: There's really only one thing Elijah's not willing to talk about.

A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] vegetariansushi, who held my (virtual) hand as I watched Graham Norton's interview with Elijah, debated with me the meaning of Elijah's facial expressions, and didn't mock me for my embarrassment squick. This story is my way of trying to figure out the emotion behind his momentary turning away from one of the Theban Band's Frodo/Sam pictures.

There are two Gimli/Legolas pieces by the Theban Band; for the purposes of this story, I've decided that Elijah's talking about "Elf Worship" when he starts to describe one of them.

I've taken a few liberties with the transcription of the interview. Mainly, I've cleaned up the dialogue a little so that it reads more like fiction dialogue and less like sloppy real-life conversation.

( Regrets )

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