I never thought I'd do this...

[and_chocolate]

...but jesus fucking christ, people!

I'm on the fence about the tinhat thing, really I am. I've said before that I couldn't write slash about the boys if I didn't believe that there was a possibility that they're bi (or gay).

But for chrissakes, people, putting "Dom + Lijah 4 Evah" on a big fucking sign and holding it up for Elijah to see from the TRL window? Get a fucking life! That's not only rude and intrusive, it's downright obnoxious -- and the "truth" has absolutely nothing to do with it.

A celebrity's sex life is private, unless they choose to share it. If Elijah and Dom are a couple, that's their business and they've chosen to keep it quiet or deny it. And don't even bother giving me bullshit conspiracy theories about the studio forcing them to remain closeted. I mean, Elijah pretty much says what he thinks (e.g., the "porn and chocolate" story on Leno), so you've got a monumental task to convince me of that.

Argh.

*deep, calming breaths*


I need a more assertive WTF? icon. Really.