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[and_chocolate]

spellingwitch posted some links to Elijah pics.

This one in particular makes me want to grab him by the tie and...do unspeakable things to him. OMGYes.



Also? Why are "drooling" and "pervy" not pre-set moods for LJ?

ETA: FYI, for those who care (i.e., no one), it's fucking snowing again. This is Colorado, people; it's not like I live in the arctic circle or something. It's not supposed to snow mid-May in non-mountainous portions of Colorado. Feh.

Comments

[libitina]

He's looking at you like you are crazy

[and_chocolate]

So you're saying that I want to molest boyz who think I'm crazy? Hmmmm? *taps foot impatiently*

[libitina]

Just look at him -- he clearly is a bit suspicious.

[and_chocolate]

I'd categorize that as "intense," personally.

[libitina]

Wary.

[and_chocolate]

Pensive?

[libitina]

Here is the boy being really sexy and intense

[and_chocolate]

You disturb me.

[libitina]

Yes! That is exactly what Elijah is thinking there.

[libitina]

I've noticed that photographers seem to like to pose him sitting on the floor (or a couch) with his legs splayed... and that even though they usually manage a crotch shot, most of the pictures will have him trying to drape a hand in the way.

And it was in the mid-eighties and humid here. Feh. I'd rather have snow.

[and_chocolate]

I suspect that the hand is intentional on the part of the photographers, too. It's kind of a Freudian, suggestive thing. There are some really lovely shots of Orlando where his hand is artistically posed near his crotch. They make me incoherent with bibbling.

Also? Lots of people have pics of Elijah's package on their icons and I don't know where they're getting them. I have, so far, only found the one I made into this icon. Not having those pics makes me sad.

It rained all day, which was lovely, but then it turned to snow, which is good for the draught but not so nice for me being hatey about snow.

[libitina]

Well I was just introduced to a database of Elijah pictures, and I picked my favorite highlights for laesmeralda, so I'm going to be lazy and cut and paste that email in here:

Younger Elijah?

Plastic wrapped Elijah seems strangely kinky

You know how we agreed that Elijah/Sean was a big NO? (refers to a previous conversation)

Intesting clothes and positions... too bad Elijah thoughy the photographer smelled funky

Is this the one of him in white? If so, I don't blame you for finding the boy sexy

Funniest shoot yet

Then there are the pictures of him at a playground on a beach that are just wrong, wrong, wrong

In other news -- here is Elijah on crack

Wet Elijah

And just for you, so hi res and some crotch (but not both) on four pages

I'm pretty sure you'd have seen most of these already -- oh, and the cite as pop-ups out the wazoo.

[libitina]

Slap me.

cite -> site

[and_chocolate]

Younger Elijah?

These? Make me feel pervy. I think he was about 13 when they were taken and he's just too pretty for words.

Plastic wrapped Elijah seems strangely kinky

Mmmm. Elijah does Twin Peaks?

You know how we agreed that Elijah/Sean was a big NO? (refers to a previous conversation)

Hee. But the fauxhawk, man. I adore the fauxhawk and would gladly be its slave.

Intesting clothes and positions... too bad Elijah thoughy the photographer smelled funky

This is one of the strangest photoshoots ever.

Is this the one of him in white? If so, I don't blame you for finding the boy sexy

This shoot? Hottest thing evah, OMG.

Funniest shoot yet

There's a series of the various Fellowship members and mirrors. The one I remember most clearly is Orlando b/c he's shirtless and guh.

Then there are the pictures of him at a playground on a beach that are just wrong, wrong, wrong

Oh, but that's wrong in the good way, right? *eg*

In other news -- here is Elijah on crack

I cannot argue with you here....

Wet Elijah

Wet is like...this huge kink of mine. Wet is good. Very very good.

And just for you, so hi res and some crotch (but not both) on four pages

You are so nice to me. *g*

I'm pretty sure you'd have seen most of these already

Only about half, actually.

oh, and the site as pop-ups out the wazoo.

I have popup blocking, so I'm good.

[libitina]

You are so nice to me. *g*

It's because you are irresistibly sexy.

You didn't miss this crotch, did you? Just want to make sure.

[and_chocolate]

You didn't miss this crotch, did you?

I think vegetariansushi and I have had IM conversations -- complete with lots of drooling -- over that particular pic. It may even have sparked a discussion about how quickly I'm going to hell. (The answer, of course, being "pretty much immediately, via the Special Hell concorde (now departing daily from all major cities)."

[libitina]

It takes a lot of frequent flier miles to upgrade from handbasket

[and_chocolate]

I've been saving up. Plus? Every one I pervert friend gets me bonus points.

[libitina]

Do I count? I came pre-perverted.

Speaking of... you never told me what you thought of Indian Runner

[and_chocolate]

I think I get half credit for you.

I am so bad! I haven't watched Indian Runner yet. I haven't watched anything except episodic stuff lately; I've been so busy, I haven't had time to do something where I actually have to pay attention. (Which means no Boondock Saints, either, and laylah_r is going to be cranky with me.)

[libitina]

I am not familiar with Boondock Saints, but IMDB says there is a sequel coming out.

I(we) have laylah_r on the second season of Highlander. Woot!

[and_chocolate]

I am not familiar with Boondock Saints, but IMDB says there is a sequel coming out.

Brothers who are pretty and hang out naked together. That's what I know so far. Enough to make me want to watch.... *g*

Go you for the HL pimping! I'm looking forward to more Methosmut. Mmmm.

[and_chocolate]

BTW, is there a reason why we're doing this in LJ rather than IM? *g*

Since we're both obviously losers who aren't leaving our computers any time soon anyway....

[libitina]

Because it's midnight and my alarm goes off at 3am and I can not shut the computer down... but intend to at any moment.

[and_chocolate]

Go. To. Bed.

Silly.

I don't have anywhere to be in the morning (plus, I didn't get up until noon today, so I've only been up ten hours), but you should be getting sleep.

[libitina]

Yeah, that's a good idea. Especially since even after I get to bed, I have to spend time explaining to Tika that I really do love her and am her slave.

[and_chocolate]

Completely new concept of pussywhipped, yes? *g*

Good night, love.

[libitina]

I should have made you meet her. She is very bossy. Come back here... she's moving with me.

BTW -- moving date changed from June to July, but bizarre ex is still willing to come up to help me paint.

[and_chocolate]

I'm planning to come for a visit. Not sure when, though. I'll keep you guys updated.

[libitina]

And why aren't you up yet?

[libitina]

It has a very nice mouth, too...

[and_chocolate]

Gah. You just made me flash on Silence of the Lambs:

"It puts the lotion in the basket."

*shudder*

[libitina]

There's just not enough Silence of the Lambs smut.

food!smut.... Mmmmmm....

[and_chocolate]

There is a stunning, amazing Clarice/Hannibal vid out there....

Creepy. But really good.

[libitina]

That reminds me! kimberbaby asked me to find her some QaF vids... and I have completely neglected her. Do you have any recs?

[and_chocolate]

Not offhand, but I can find some. QaF US or UK? I know people in the fandom who can direct me to the good stuff. I'll try to pull together some recs for you.

(QaF UK vids are at least a small part of one of the Elijah/Charlie stories I'm trying to write. Just, you know, as a side note.)

[libitina]

Either. She's all excited about the new season, but has seen (and loved) the British as well.

She's mainly about Gale/Randy, but I do not hold with OPT elitism.

I need to see QaF as soon as I can steal the tapes/DVDs from this same woman.

[and_chocolate]

You do need to see it, yes. I'll see about finding vids.

[melusina]

Thank you for that - damn, that pic is hot.

It's like 90 degrees here (TX) - a happy medium would be nice, you know?

[and_chocolate]

You're very welcome. Always happy to share teh pretteh.

Yeah, I've been hearing complaints from people about it being too hot where they are, so I suppose I should be glad it's not a furnace here. Especially since I don't have A/C yet.

But snow? In May? It's just wrong. One of the signs of the apocalypse, I think.